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Some things just won't stay dead...

Port Townsend's Haunted Bordello rises up to titillate and terrify you once again. The sinister history of the city's sordid past have bled through to taint our modern day. Registering early lets you choose the time you'll start your night's adventure. Unscheduled groups set out at 5 to 10 minute intervals.

Pre-purchase your ticket for this immersive, multi-venue tour where murderous ladies of the night lurk in the darkest corners of our sweet Victorian seaport. We guarentee they will leave you gasping. Wear comfortable walking shoes and brace yourself for the lurid, the macabre, and the bizarre. Wrap up your evening at a villainous spookeasy, The Billy Club, where you'll find themed cocktails, mysterious solutions, and chance to unwind from your ordeal.

Information

Times: From 7 to 10pm Friday Oct 24 & Saturday Oct 25
Location: 431 Water St, Port Townsend (NW Maritime Center)
Admission: Pre-purchase tickets, cards, or cold hard cash

• $25: General admission
• 17 and up - 21+ at the Billy Club
• Afraid of commitment? We get you. Show up with $25 cold hard cash.

This event takes place across multiple venues around downtown Port Townsend. Expect to walk three blocks. Because of our historical venues, this event is not ADA accessible.

The Details...wherein resides the Devil

• Must be 17 years old to enter, no exceptions. The Billy Club spookeasy is 21+. If you look under 35, bring ID.
• No, it's not a real bordello. They're actors.
• Under no circumstances may any guest touch the actors. Doing so will result in your immediate removal from the premises without refund. Neither will anyone touch you, sorry.
• If you appear intoxicated you will be denied admission. We reserve the right to refuse admission to anyone.
• No photography, weapons, food, drink, or smoking permitted in our venues.
• You may be asked to remove bulky costumes or masks that obstruct your vision for your own protection and that of the property
• This event includes strobe lights, artificial smoke, loud noises, steep stairs, and graphic scenes of violence with sexual content that might offend some guests. You can thank us later.
• Most of our historical venues are not ADA accessible.
• Your tour can take an hour or more. You will walk multiple blocks of Port Townsend's historical downtown. Might we recommend comfortable shoes?
• If you are disturbed by skin, sin, or scariness then this probably isn't for you.

Port Townsend's Haunted Bordello is a guided performance. It is our pleasure to offer you a titillating and terrifying tour of a time that never was. One intimate group of four to six guests will be admitted at a time. Please pre-register for your own convenience. We appreciate your patience.

Bordellos Past